My Quick Guide to Nostr

I've spent the day exploring nostr, and this is a quick and dirty explanation of what I've learned so far - explained in english so plain it'll give actual programmers a stroke.

Here is the typical Nostr experience for amateur plebs like me (and apparently for more seasoned computerphiles too):

Go to nostr.com, generate a key-pair, wonder what NIP-05 is, see chat filled with long hex strings, read documentation, wonder what relays and events are, if this is safe at all, why my message appears in all these different apps, how do …